Best Laid Plans:Did you hear the one about the thief and the sorcerer who went to rob a senator? No, of course you didn't, it's a dull tale hardly worth recounting. Ah. But what happened after, now that is a story.After being most unfairly swived and abandoned in the wilds, Breed Blake stumbles upon a barbarian who is also having a very bad day. It turns out when the great oaf isn't being attacked by bandits, he's on a mission to save a damsel in distress who is being held somewhere in the doom haunted Scathblight Mountains.Due to playing and almost losing a lethal game of hide-and-seek with a platoon of imperial soldiers, Breed has a little time to kill and a pair of blades just in case anything more tangible needs inhuming…for a price.A bargain is struck, gold is promised, and trouble ensues.Grab a mug of ale, pull up a stool and I'll tell you all about it.Dark, grim and wickedly funny, The Best Laid Plans is an anarchic, baroque and roll introduction to the award shortlisted The Chronicles of Breed.Fistful of Rubies:Mother wants an errand running. How difficult can it be to walk to the docks, make a trade, and come back again? What could possibly go wrong....Listen to A Fistful Of Rubies and see just how bad a day Breed can have.